MUDdonking

newDADAistsNUMBERfourteen
RAMBLINGsidRUMPOLE
akaKENNETHwilliams
FROMbritishFIFTIESsixties
BBCRADIOprogramme
AROUNDtheHORNEhostedBY
kennethHORNE

'I'll warble your nick nacking danglers
And mongle your itchscratchy wanglers
So divvy me not
Or I'll dongle your gott
In a porridge of mud donking manglers'

ShortSNATCHET(slightlyUPDATED
asMUDflonkingISnowILLEGALinENGLAND)
fromSIDSnumberONEhit
DONTdorgleHEREbyMYgateADANGLING

Kenneth Horne - 'If you have a BBQ in your garden
and turn the radio up loud
this can be very annoying to your neighbours
.......another good way to annoy
them is to set light to their dustbins'